My brother jordan and I have been to voodoo fest 8 years in a row now. Every year we have a different group with us. This year our group of cronies were me, jordan,jojo, ben,(jojo's crazy friend that we call randy orton) tayler,tyler,peyton, and gabby. I'm almost 30 years old now so I fell like Uncle Buck. Remember Uncle Buck? John Candy with the kids. Fat guy with all the the young people. I wouldn't have it any other way. I even got a van to drive us all there this weekend like good old Uncle Buck!
So this year the vip parking is in a different area and the gate is too.We walk in and the setup looks squeezed together. The stages are very close and I don't like it. The problem is that Stephen Rehage blocked me on twitter last year cause I really pissed him off. A few years before this blocking, I tweeted his voodoo twitter about the sony booth with the playstation games. They got rid of it and his reason was the cost. This asshole has about 7 rides in the park but can't afford a small sony tent? The blocking came upon me when he announced that Green Day was not performing because Billy Joe's sorry ass had to go to rehab. That's awesome cause Green Day really blew after the third album anyway. Stephen Rehage didn't announce a replacement for days and I got on twitter to let him know he loves tube steak. I tweeted the worst thing I could think of. Rehage just got out of court after being accused of raping a woman. I tweeted " hey Rehage looks like you are raping us like you raped that girl#no replacement for green day? Ever since then I have been blocked and can't let him know how much he sucks.
(this is not him but this is what his face looked like)
I'm watching calvin harris perform and I get a text from Tyler. He thinks Jordan got jumped. I run to meet up with Tyler and he tells me some guy ran up and stole Jordan's drink and ran off. So jordan runs after the guy and tackles him. The group of friends run after jordan and chase him into the crowd. Pearl Jam is about to perform so I want to see it but Jordan isn't answering his phone. Tyler finds the group of guys and I start asking questions. I tell the group everyone is about to die. They all start freaking out and they all sang like a canary! They said we don't know where he is we didn't jump him! I find Jordan shortly afterwards and we hunt the guy down because jordan thinks he stole his phone! The thief sees jordan and takes off running as fast as he can! Jordan catches up with him and tackles him again! After that, jordan puts him in a guilliotine choke and I run up like vitor belfort (or diego sanchez) and punch him in the face 12 times!
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We ended up finding jordan's phone the next day in lost and found.The theif was there the next day all bruised up. We all just laughed at how crazy he was to try and steal. The best part is we also heard he had been stealing drinks from people all night. The bands were really great but we missed Pearl Jam and we really wanted to see them. The rest of the weekend was awesome.
