crazy barbara

(look at pottle's twin)

So Kevin meets this woman Barbara one night when he's out. Little did he know that she was a stage five clinger. At this point we have no clue the degree of crazy we have coming to us. Kevin comes over for the Saints game since it's an away game.(lucky mofo has season tickets,first row,bottom level,yeah what a view, I've been to a few games) We all meet this Barbara character and then watch all the games.

Monday night I get off of work and Kris and I are about to watch monday night football. Out of nowhere Barbara busts in the front door like she's Kramer from fucking Seinfeld. Kris is immediately embarassed that his brothers failed one night stand shows up for the two nighter at my house looking for Kevin. Right when crazy attempts to ask us where Kevin is, Kris interrupts her to inform her that we live in a subdivison and that trailer park actions will not be tolerated. Kris goes on to say we don't show up at peoples houses randomly in this neighborhood but thanks for attending. It's time for you to go.

Tuesday I get home from work and my girlfriend tells me she is on her way to put gas in Barbara's car at Chevron. She scams her into filling up her mini van by saying her ex husband was supposed to put money in her account. My tolerance of Barbara is now beyond full. Come to find out Barbara is an alcoholic that mooches off of anyone that will let her. She's about to find out the hard way that I'm not participating in her life anymore.

It's wednesday and Barbara is now calling Kevin's work. That's what we call level five stalking. Kris can't believe his eyes but Barbara is at my house at 8pm.(which is the time I get home from work) My brother is inside taking a shower and crazy knocks on the door and Jordan dries off and lets her in. Kris immediately calls me laughing to tell me that crazy is back asking where Kevin is.

I pull in the fucking driveway and jump out and say HEY CRAZY! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! IF YOU SHOW UP HERE AGAIN I'LL MAKE YOUR 1995 VAN LOOK LIKE IT WAS MADE IN '85! LET'S GO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF SOUTH PARK NOW!

I look to my right and Kris is filming the whole thing like he's just signed on for fucking TMZ!

disney fast pass at best buy

Best buy is close to my house so I usually buy electronics from there. There mobile phone department is fucking terrible. I would rather get hit in the balls with a sledge hammer then deal with the people that work in that department.

The woman working the main computer is really fat,like fatter than me. She really sucks at her job too. To piss me off further, the customer is sitting on the bench like she has no other plans for the rest of her sorry ass day! It turns out that the woman isn't trying to buy a phone. This worthless housewife has all day to sit on the best buy bench over the tax difference on a refund. Yeah so the lazy bitch doesn't want to get cheated out of her two dollars, while everyone else sits there waiting 30 minutes. The fatass worker can't get the computer to refund her the right taxes so I lose my shit!

I try to walk away form the retard situation and look at the ipad air but I go right back to the fatass and the freeloader and say hey what's the fucking hold up? She says excuse me? I said it feels like I'm a disney world without a fucking fast pass! What in the fuck are we doing right now? There are at least 4 more computers open and you know the guys in surround sound are chilling listening to music. Let's get someone over here so I can buy this phone for my cousin. The freeloader says why are you making me feel bad for holding up the line? The fatass chimes in and says excuse me sir if you keep acting this way you will be asked to leave! I said you wish I would leave here I'm here to buy a phone and you can't get a manger here to fix your problem so now we are all in line at disney world. The manager runs up and says whats the problem? I said well these two are mad at me cause I don't want to sit here and watch them ride the tea cups. Im ready to buy and leave. Let's go. Manager gets me set up in less than five minutes. I look over at fatass and free loader and say well I guess being a dickhead has it's perks. As I'm walking out the door the free loader says well I hope you have a great year! I said O you know I will good luck with your 3 hour refund. Deuces!

sony pearl harbor

The day that the systems were announced for sale I made a hard decision. The choice had to be made out of the ps4 or the xbox one. I chose the ps4 and at the time thought it was the best choice. The Pearl harboring is about to go down. The japanese company released the system too early in order to meet the christmas holiday season demand. I got off of work at seven and it's time to try out my new ps4! I even had a few people over to try out the new system.

I hook everything up and nothing will appear on the screen. After scratching my head and being confused I try it on my other tvs. Still nothing. It's now time to call sony to get some help.

After three and a half hours on hold I finally get a person on the phone.They had me try all kinds of stuff. Press this button. Hold this do that. Nothing is working and I start to yell at these assholes. It's time to get some results so I ask for the supervisor. The guy before him said that it would be 2 weeks. They would repair the broken system. I said fuck that. Send me a new system and I'll return the shitty one when I get the new one. Then I said you know what? Fuck you I wanna talk to your manager. I'm three managers up and I'm ready to go off now. The 4th manager is now on the phone and there is no one higher than this guy. He says in 3 weeks to a month I'll get a repaired system back and nothing for free.

THESE STUPID SONS OF BITCHES DON'T CARE ABOUT AMERICA THEY WANT TO PEARL HARBOR MY ASS! IT GOES FROM TWO WEEKS, TO THREE,AND TO A MONTH NOW? IS THAT A SPECIAL YOU ARE HAVING? CAN YOU BOMB ME WITH ANOTHER TWO WEEKS OF REPAIRING A PIECE OD SHIT THAT DOESN'T WORK ON DAY ONE? BY THE WAY SONY, THIS IS DAY ONE EDITION CONSOLE! AT MIDNIGHT I TOLD SONY THEY CAN TEABAG EVERYONE ELSE THAT GOT BOMBED WITH SHITTY SERVICE JUST LIKE AT&T SERVICE. I'M GOING TO CALL AMAZON AND GET MY MONEY BACK FOR THE OPEN GAMES TOO!

So guess what happens next! Yeah I got all my money back and shipped it all back to japan so they can all shove it up their ass. I got an Xbox one and they took care of me. they shipped me a new one when my hard drive failed. Yeah that's right my american console worked then crapped out on me too. The difference was big though. They gave me free Xbox live and also shipped another console to me right away! I should have gotten the new Xbox from the beginning. I'll never forget the bombs Sony dropped on me and on Hawaii.