disney fast pass at best buy

Best buy is close to my house so I usually buy electronics from there. There mobile phone department is fucking terrible. I would rather get hit in the balls with a sledge hammer then deal with the people that work in that department.

The woman working the main computer is really fat,like fatter than me. She really sucks at her job too. To piss me off further, the customer is sitting on the bench like she has no other plans for the rest of her sorry ass day! It turns out that the woman isn't trying to buy a phone. This worthless housewife has all day to sit on the best buy bench over the tax difference on a refund. Yeah so the lazy bitch doesn't want to get cheated out of her two dollars, while everyone else sits there waiting 30 minutes. The fatass worker can't get the computer to refund her the right taxes so I lose my shit!

I try to walk away form the retard situation and look at the ipad air but I go right back to the fatass and the freeloader and say hey what's the fucking hold up? She says excuse me? I said it feels like I'm a disney world without a fucking fast pass! What in the fuck are we doing right now? There are at least 4 more computers open and you know the guys in surround sound are chilling listening to music. Let's get someone over here so I can buy this phone for my cousin. The freeloader says why are you making me feel bad for holding up the line? The fatass chimes in and says excuse me sir if you keep acting this way you will be asked to leave! I said you wish I would leave here I'm here to buy a phone and you can't get a manger here to fix your problem so now we are all in line at disney world. The manager runs up and says whats the problem? I said well these two are mad at me cause I don't want to sit here and watch them ride the tea cups. Im ready to buy and leave. Let's go. Manager gets me set up in less than five minutes. I look over at fatass and free loader and say well I guess being a dickhead has it's perks. As I'm walking out the door the free loader says well I hope you have a great year! I said O you know I will good luck with your 3 hour refund. Deuces!