4th and 10

Ok so I just got the wifi password from the dumb bitch that needs a cunt punt .That's right I have the balls to write about this bitch on her Internet right now. She sucks so bad I had to ask for her wifi password so I could explain why she needs a cunt punt so badly. The bitch said she wasn't sure what it was but it's OK I figured it out cause having your wifi password all the same number isn't really a password it's like waving a sign that screams I should wear a helmet to work everyday. Not just any helmet I'm talking about the George Clooney leather head helmet. Why that helmet? Because that helmet make you look extra tard.

What's a cunt punt? I'm glad you crazy bastards asked. The funny thing about a cunt punt is that my step brother sent a funny cartoon picture of girl getting kicked in the whisker muffin on twitter to his cousin and I saw it on there and laughed out loud. (Lofuckingl).

Ok back to this bitch that sucks at everything in life. This dumb bitch after dating my friend for years moves on and dates this new guy that does gay porn. You can't make this shit up. Unbelievable. Wait it gets better. He's not hooking up with guys he's playing with his junk in front of a computer for a guy website and this bitch thinks yeah this guy's the one! This guy is a bouncer at a club too. So after a good rub and tug and fist bumping he proceeds to be all he can be. Sounds like a great future right?

So I stay with my girlfriend tonight thinking we can cook and watch house of cards maybe a little in and out action as my old used car manager put it. He said man you know behind the green door is a great in and out. I said man what the fuck is an in and out? I've heard of the in and out burger on the big lebowski before. He says you know in and out and motions sexual movements. This dude has a stomach that looks like it's holding about 12 fetuses inside it and has a bald head and loves Fred couples. I'm laughing pretty hard at this point. Ok back to the bitch. Sorry guys I have terrible A.D.D. So I walk in and the bitch roommate who dates guys that do gay porn is saying she needs her deposit on the apartment and there are some spots on the carpet. Then says she needs to live on her own. She says this after my girlfriend says she's moving out sooner than later cause she told her weeks ago that the dog had to go all of the sudden. My girlfriend stays at that apartment maybe five times a month pays half of everything and yep you guessed it..... It's fourth and ten people. It's time for a cunt punt! I don't support or condone domestic violence so my girlfriend needs to give this cunt a punt cause it's fourth and ten on her own one yard line. I don't have patience and if I were a girl I would have said look you insecure fake lip having, nose job needing, boob job saving you from being a 5 out of ten, paid under ten dollars an hour til you turn 50 cocksmoke! You and your gay boyfriend can go give Sandusky a reach around.

Deuces mothafucka! I'm outta this bitch and pee on the floor at the same time with the dog and say look I think this spot is definitely the worst spot. Under the sink there is a bottle of carpet cleaner so you can clean it. As soon as the bitch bends over to get it... Well come on you know it ends with the cunt getting the punt.