swimming in a toilet

Before I get to this terrible event, I must explain how awesome my step father is and was at any fucking sport. This guy played for LSU ,Tulane, and UNO. Mostly a great basketball player but also great at baseball ,softball,darts,horse shoes,choke slamming people at bars, and most importantly one of the best coaches next to Nick Saban. The man has ten horse shoe tournament titles under his belt.Not a Big deal right? Wrong bitches. How about a state championship in basketball?

Step father would play in these softball leagues and we would all go see him play as a family. My step brother closest to me in age would find all kinds of trouble for us to get into. He would point out the crazy shit and my dumb ass would go do it. We were a team that basically fucked shit up. If something broke it was most likely us that did it and we knew hell was coming our way but it was worth it. These softball tournaments were always way the fuck away from where we lived. As a kid I thought we were all going to play in fucking New Zealand or something....

We finally arrive at "middle of nowhere" and we immediately start finding things to fuck up and people to piss off. After exploring and being complete assholes we decide to go pee in a puddle that's in the middle of the parking lot. Why not go pee in the bathroom? Because we are assholes that's why. Later on that day we decide to throw the football while all the games are going on. It's almost time to go and it's a long ass drive back home and guess what happens? Yeah I fall in the puddle that me and my step brother peed in. Talk about being embarrassed and smelling like complete bum,homeless,put some money in my cup,worthless bastard. The worst part of the whole trip was that i had to sit all the way at the end of the van behind the second row seat while my two step brothers and my step sister laughed at my expense. I didn't care about that part too much cause they laughed at how much of a tard i was all of the time. The fact that I was now rosa parking it all the way in the back didn't really upset me too much either.

The ride home we always had different snacks for the trip and we all played gameboy,read books,or ate snacks. These bastards break out the cereal and tell me I can't have any cause they don't want pee in their cereal. Instead of actually peeing in their cereal I just sat my homeless ass in the back. I forgot what cereal it was but remember batman cereal?......