Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Fan Duel plus Lorena Bobbit


People go ape shit over football and even more so for fantasy football. I think so much of it that I had a bus take us to the draft. The reason is so everyone could drink and not worry about driving home. I didn't think fantasy sports could get any better until I looked at fan duel. Fan duel is crazy because you pick your team every week and have a chance to win money. It's a website that let's people enter different contest that are as cheap as a dollar but also go up to two hundred dollars an entry. I tried it out last week and today found out that me and beard won sixty nine dollars. Ha ha sixty nine! The catch to the whole thing is that each player costs fake money and you start off with sixty thousand dollars. The team can't have Drew Brees AND Calvin Johnson AND Jimmy Graham. Let's just say it's a fun challenge to build the best team for that week with the money you have.

I wonder how many more fights couples will have now that thursday night football is all year long. For the fourth year monday night football had a double header to start the season. When I was younger I always thought it was crazy that my step father loved all the games. Now I'm an animal! I watch the red zone channel,the local game, and of course the Saints game all at one time! It's hard to not watch the fucking game cause I'm in seven effing leagues this year! That's ridiculous to be in seven leagues right? Wrong bitches. The greatest feeling in the world is when your team comes out of nowhere and makes a twenty to thirty point comeback during the last game of the week! Last night I went to bed early and missed a great comeback. Houston was getting a Penn State shower from the Chargers then all of the sudden they turned around and Sandusky wasn't taking a shower with a boy it turned out to be Lorena Bobbit! Wham! The Houston Texans cut off Sandusky's Pennis(get it Pennis?) and I missed it all!


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