Just about every other saturday they have ufc fights. We usually watch the fights and the college football games. We all play beer pong and darts at my house.Usually outside,under my carport. We play music just loud enough where the cops won't come harass us. Kevin was with us not too long ago and it was the night Lsu lost to georgia. It was an early game so we were already pissed off. After the fights ended we started our beer pong and darts. For darts I always play with Jordan. We very rarely lose. For beer pong I play with anyone. We don't play on some small crappy table. Instead we all play beer pong on a ping pong table. Regulation size bitches. Games last longer and it requires more skill. We all belong in the beer pong olympics ok?!
We play darts and beer pong til 3 sometimes 4 am. Kevin left and came back later on that night and we played beer pong and lost two and won one. At the end of the night I told Kevin about the guy that owns the subdivision we all live in. The guy that owns south park circle is a huge asshole. Between my house and Kris house there is a lot that one more house can fit in south park circle. The dickhead builder was told by the owner of the sub divsion to pour the driveway concrete where it cuts into my yard! The next day I asked the builder why the hell he puts concrete that cuts into my land! The concrete is now in front of my house for the new houses driveway! The builder said he thinks its stupid but he's going to fit another house next to the one he is building between our houses!
Of course Kevin drops what he's doing and walks across the street like he wants to kill someone. He has the look on his face like it's time to burn this motha down! At first I thought he was going to burn down the house. The best way to burn up your car or house(make sure you have gap if it's not paid for) is to use rubbing alcohol because it evaporates. The fire fighters will have a field day guessing who or what burned this motha down. It's not a good idea to get Kevin excited when he's wasted cause people get hurt. This dude jumps in his truck and drives in the new house's driveway. After looking at me with his patented redrum here's Johnny look, he burns his tires from the carport all the way to the street as slow as he possibly can. Let's not forget it's 3 am. We all run inside as every light in the subdivision gets turned on. About 6 of us are in my living room with the lights off watching this animal nascar his way through the driveway. The driveway at this point has to be effed in the a but we don't want to deal with the fuzz so we stay inside laughing. A hard long 7 minutes goes by and he finally stops burning his tires bald. The mma fighter three houses down walks out and says what the hell is going on to Kevin. Kevin tells the guy go back to sleep you didn't see shit! Everyone's mouth is still open and can't believe what just happened. We all start laughing talking about how pissed the builder is going to be on monday. About two minutes later I realize that just two days ago I was asking the builder why the driveway cut through my yard. I'm screwed now! He will think it was me for sure!
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