When I was a kid, my mother had a simple washing machine. The thing was fucking older than me! I even used it through high school. The bastard just kept on going on going. It was a Kenmore and I'll never forget that monster, cause it just wouldn't die. I even took the thing to my apartment for college! When I bought my house I decided to get a new set. (Of course I go to sears cause that's where you can get a good deal on appliances.)The sales guy is just doing his job trying to upsell me and some new bullshit. This guy tells me this model will save me on energy use and tells me that it uses less water than regular washers. Immediately I'm telling this guy that the washer will have more shit on it break and I would rather get a regular one. Think about some sensor or computer thing going all tard on me and crapping out. He was a good salesman and I was talked into buying this left winger Nacy Pelosi washing machine. Yeah I said Nacy Pelosi washing machine. It uses less water and I also have to buy more expensive detergent for this shit too! The salesperson failed to tell me while he was explaining how awesome the machine was, that another employee was sneaking around the corner with a strap on to fuck me over! This thing has broken three times on me and now it's out of warranty.
My good friend's dad works on washing machines and stuff that makes worrying noises like that. I hate to ask him to look at it cause he won't charge me for it. I'm told to call another repair guy and lets just say this asshole won't call me back after texting and leaving messages on his voice mail so fuck him. I went to put his last name in my phone and my phone corrected the name and put mascot. To take things to the next level I put a college team mascot as his picture on my phone since he doesn't know how to call people back he can cheer for college teams since a simple fucking phone call that could make him money isn't important enough. Maybe next time I should tell him I'm Donald Trump.
Back to the reason why I call this piece of crap washer a Nancy Pelosi washer. Even though I'm more of a left center on politics,I really don't like Pelosi. Sometimes her agenda can screw things up for some people but as long as her save the planet image stays in tact it's ok? Fuck that! This washing machine should have a huge picture of this bitch on it! What good does this fucking thing do for me in reality? On paper, this thing saves water. Who gives a fuck about saving water when the mother fucker doesn't work? Who wants to pay more for special pound me in the ass Pelosi detergent and constantly repair a washing machine over saving some fucking water? This sensor,computer, flux capacitor ,whatever the fuck extra it has on it basically acts as a strap on that wants to rape me where I exit only.
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