wendys

On my off days I usually go to "daqs and darts". This all started when we discovered that there was a New Orleans Daquiris about a half of a mile from my house. Everyone wears jerseys and we go there and get white girl wasted. Not many people go to this place during the day which makes it even better. It can't get better can it? Wrong bitches. They have a jukebox there that has anything you want to play. It plays really loud too. The owner thinks we are crazy but likes the business. This one guy plays rod stewart and wears a rod stewart shirt everytime he's there. This guy knows we are about to destroy everyone's hopes and dreams so he leaves after we next all of his songs. We all play the craziest shit you can play and the few people that are there just shake their heads and wonder if we have a little bit of tard in us. Picture walking in a bar and three guys are listening to lil wayne playing pool and these assholes(us) all wearing jerseys walk in and start playing rodney carrington's I got a 12 inch dick and a dozen roses and pickup truck.

The settings on the jukebox have an option where you can play your song next even if there are 30 songs ahead of you. It costs double to do this but as wasted as we are,it's a war to play your song next. The people at the bar are about to leave or murder us all. Maybe both will happen or maybe the owner kicks us out for being idiots. About 5 shots later and 4 games of darts into the day, it's time to go home. Fuck that noise lets go get some eats! My friend says hey lets go to Burger King. We pull up at Burger King and they take more than three seconds to answer so I yell "fuck this shit yall fucking took too long" and I get the hell out of there. My friend then yells at me for losing my shit but I don't even remember leaving darts n daqs! Next he says lets go to Wendys and don't be a dick! We pull up at wendys and before the lady can ask us what we want I yell "yall mother fuckas mess up my order everytime I come here!" The lady said excuse me sir you can't order from us talking like that. I said " o yeah? Fuck you,fuck your gandmaw, fuck your grandmaw's grandmaw, and fuck this place! My other friend is the car in front of me at the window to pay and she starts yelling at him and he says I don't know that guy! He's so drunk he doesn't realize he's on the phone with my friend that's in the car with me. As I leave this place that really does mess up my order on the regular, I hear the other lady at the window yell out "I got his plate number!" I used to work at a Wendy's and its way easier than it looks but most of these assholes don't have their headsets on and just don't care about anything.

My friend is just losing it now. He doesn't know if he wants to laugh at what just happened or be angry cause he hasn't eaten yet. Our choices are getting slimmer now that it's late and the two closest places just got a piece of my mind. I pull out of wendy's and go to Taco Bell. I order everything on the menu and the bill is 42 dollars. We are sitting in line and about three cars back is a state trooper and I'm barfing out of the side window. We finally get the food and not sure how but make it home. The food is so plentiful that three other people couldn't finish it all. One of my friends hates Taco Bell and always says its the worst place ever made in america. This guy says hey man I'm gonna eat a quesadilla. I said whoa now buddy you said you hate Taco Bell. If you want some Taco Bell you gotta at least try the doritos locos taco since you slam it all of the time without trying it. He again refuses to try it because he knows I'm right. For an hour and a half I go off on him and tell him he's a poser for not eating a fucking taco! I don't remember anything but playing some darts.